Jeffree Star is my mother. Kurt Cobain is the father.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Well I'm still in the closet so I keep the doors open. A gay boy needs some air!
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Bitch, I take the hotel.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I hate tucking in, it's so painful!
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Unless it's saying ''ALEXANDER MCQUEEN STREET'' I ain't taking shit.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I love bears...
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Smiling is boring.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Girls in yoga pants. I cant even...
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Only if I'm walking in Louboutins. I'm scared of ruining them.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes. One time I took LSD and suddenly two hot naked boys appeared in front of me. I got so excited I peed.
13: What about pooped in the woods?
They weren't THAT hot.
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week? Like, sex?
Does your father count? Cause we did it on late Sunday evening...
17: What size is your bed?
Queen size, bitch!
18: What is your Song of the week?
Royals by Lorde. ''We're driving Cadillacs in our dreams!''
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Is it okay for girls to wear blue?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Yeah, RedTube has some good anime shit!
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Never Say Never by Justin Bieber. Hopefully, in part two he WILL take his clothes off.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Why would I bury it?!
23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
Fuck. I'm a drag queen.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ooooh, you'd like to know, wouldn't you? ;)
25: What is your favorite food?
College boys and caviar.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Scream, Scream 2, Scream 3 and Scream 4.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Their uniforms are too ugly.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Ain't nobody got time for that!
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
No, but I've got a pretty boy in the trunk who can!
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes, I like to be pulled over. It's a fetish.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
I don't have gases.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Whatever, just put some mayo.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Virgin tears and magic mushrooms.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
In my country we don't celebrate Halloween. So yeah, I dressed up as a prostitute nun.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
SWAG. (Just kidding.)
40: Are you horny?
Are you? RAWR
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No, I have internet.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Neither.
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
No, I like the view.
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
Every time I go to a church.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
I'm having one right now.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
If Zac Efron is in it - yes.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
No, I like a fat man crawling down my chimney.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I don't work.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, they're like Lindsay Lohan. Going around, stealing shit...
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Of course. I often have a feeling that I already bought a certain purse. Turns out, I really did.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Yes. Vitamin E is my favorite.
60: Wear slippers?
No. No. Just no.
61: Wear a bath robe?
Only if its pink.
62: What do you wear to bed?
A couple drops of Chanel No.5...
And five guys, of course.
63: First concert?
Britney Spears. Two years ago. Still gagging. She's amazing.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Non, mais je parles un peu le français!
69: Ever take dance lessons?
No, but I would wait for someone like Shakira of Britney on VH1 and WERK IT.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
A lawyer, a doctor, a priest... Whatever.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Oooh, again with the kinky shit, ha?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
One time my pregnancy test came negative.
(and I'm a boy)
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
Two words, darling:
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Katy Petty, Lana Del Rey, Avril Lavigne...
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Ultra Music Festival.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
Tea! Being classy is important as fuck!
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
No, I want to get saved by a hot rescuer.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
Are you stupid?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
I'm gay. Can't get married. So give me two DJs, a band and Dolly Parton, thank you very much.
87: Ever won a contest?
I'm Miss Universe.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
They call me Barbie.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
Maybe one day.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
I'm not married.
94: Who was your HS crush?
Every cute gay human being?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I don't cry 'cause I'll ruin my makeup, but I always get my way.
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
''Think pink, but don't wear it!''
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes. My virginity. Tragically lost with Justin Bieber.
Hahahahhah, there you go! :) <3